The Kiss end of the road was clearly the end of the last tour

This isn’t the kind of thing I usually write but I had a serious Face Palm moment at the Kiss show in Portland last Friday. Since the music industry model changed a whole lot in 2003-ish concert tickets have become pricy. There’s only a few bands I’m going to drop $300 or $400 on for a show. Tool hell yes, Rush, yeah I did but Kiss? No, I would not pay $400 for a Kiss show without Ace Frehley….. But my girlfriend would!

My birthday was last weekend so the show was a really nice gift. My Girlfriend is a talented musician, singer, piano payer and violinist who knows her craft well. The tickets were on the floor of the Moda Center about the middle of that space. They opened with Detroit Rock City and literally one minute into the song she grabbed me and said is Paul Really singing? I had already realized Paul was Lip Syncing and I was shocked. 

Not only was Paul singing to a backtrack, the AV team didn’t try in the least to hide it. Closeups of Paul Stanley on the video monitor miles away from the microphone singing in complete pitch. All night long he would look down at his guitar neck to change cords sometimes with his mouth closed. It was obvious!

The sad thing was as we left not only were people taking about how Paul was Lip Syncing, but how the merch booths had little or no lines. The booths were packed before the show. I was going to buy a Tee but after that show no chance. Even more peculiar was my Girlfriend who had seen kiss 11 times didn’t buy a thing. 

We both felt that the whole show was a complete farce. Don’t get me wrong I have never seen props in any Rock Show like the end of the road. It was fake as heck though, it was really bogus and inauthentic. If you’re planning on dropping big money on this tour I would check out the YouTube videos first. It should have been billed as the fictitious four takes your money. 



Vintage Trouble With Paul Stanley at his 60th Birthday party

Paul Stanley Singing his ASS OFF! I guess when you’re Doc McGhee and you manage both Kiss and Vintage Trouble (let alone Bonjovi, Down and Clint Black) you can have any band play at your friend’s birthday you wish. This is such a treat to be able to see, way cool of Paul and Vintage trouble to share this. Enjoy! I know I did :D

It all comes down to the wall of sound

Wall of Sound

The blood’s getting hot
No matter what you’ve got
You can’t stop the roll of my thunder
You wanna take a shot
So give me all you’ve got
Can’t break the spell that I’m under no

And the battle never ends
And the zombies never die
And you don’t back down
And you don’t pretend when you look them in the eye

And it all comes down
To the wall of sound
Yeah, and it all comes down

When it all goes wrong
You’ve got to be strong
The rest of the world’s going to shatter
It doesn’t matter

Let the floods go raging by
Let the sinners wash away
To the dark of man there’s a ray of light
There begins another day

And it all comes down
To the wall of sound

And the battle never ends
And the soldiers never die
And you don’t back down
And you don’t pretend when you look them in the eye

And we all bow down
To the wall of sound
Yeah, we all bow down
To the wall of sound
Bow down
Yeah, bow down
Bow down

Kiss’s New CD Monster WOW Really?

I’m a pretty huge Kiss fan, the real kiss that is. Ace, Peter, Gene and Paul, the Real Kiss. Although I give Props to the Bruce Kulick years make up free they had very few songs outside of “God Gave Rock and Roll to you” and some of the heavily influenced Bruce Kulick tracks that I liked. Beyond that Rock and Roll over was the last good Kiss record that I purchased. That old school raw 3 chord gang vocal hard rock and roll, they did it and they did it well.
I’ve listed to monster streamed twice over the interwebs and was like wow, this is worth another spin. At $7 bucks on itunes I said sure yeah why not. For my taste this is the best album Kiss has done since 1976. This album has some really good hard rock songs on it, many of them much more than the usual KISS 3 chord “rock and roll” arrangements they’re known for. Paul Stanley produced this album and Clearly let Tommy Thayer out of his cage a bit. On their last release Sonic Boom Thayer played all old Ace Frehley licks through the record. On Monster he doesn’t play all the same Ace Frehley inversions he’s doing his own thing in his arrangements especially the great guitar solos he did on this release.

The songs on this CD are the strongest Kiss have assembled since the 70’s. They’re solid, they rock, they have content and something to say on several tracks which is pretty epic for the band who did Christine Sixteen. Wall of Sound a Gene Simmons track just kicks ass, Great track from a guy who hasn’t written one in a long time. Back to the Stone age another Simmons track sounds like Heavy Metal Mot the Hoople of the new millennium, very hooky very cool a little weak lyrically in the first verse but hell it’s Kiss.  Long way down a Paul Stanley track is quintessential Paul Stanley but broken out of that 3 chord rock song cage, the arrangement is sharp especially for a Kiss song. Tommy Thayer plays the shite out of this track with some seriously funk inspired licks and a really beautifully arranged guitar solo that’s simple but really melodic, it’s a top pick for the entire CD for me. Then there’s all for the love of rock and roll vocal by Eric Singer who hit’s it out of the park! Not only does Eric’s voice naturally sound like Peter Criss but the song has a strong R & B feel to it in the vein of Baby Driver and Hooligan from the early years. Written by Paul Stanley I think this track should have been the first single.

Tommy Thayer wrote and sings a song titled Outta This World that I thought was Gene Simmons until I looked at the credits. Genes voice changed noticeably around Love Gun record, his performance on the first 3 albums were really different then all of his later songs. Tommy Thayer really resembles Gene on the first 3 KISS records on this track, it’s uncanny how much he channeled early Gene Simmons. Eric Singer (one of my all time favorite drummers) and Thayer really come into their own on Monster. Although Gene Simmons stated the record was done all analog I don’t buy it. It was edited in Pro Tools or Logic. The guitars are to perfectly synced, the drums sound quantized in a few spots although not to many and the vocals have been pitched corrected. I have no question in my mind it was edited digital no matter how it was recorded. It has a slick Nashville production vibe to it much like Sonic Boom.
I give Monster 4 out of five stars, the best KISS album since 1976 IMO.